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Silly Hound Apparel

Low Life Dog Tee

Low Life Dog Tee

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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For the proud low-lifers.
This tee is for anyone who knows the best things in life come with short legs and a big attitude. Featuring a dachshund silhouette and a wink of humor, it’s a comfy reminder that low to the ground is a lifestyle.

• Soft, breathable, pre-shrunk cotton
• Features a modern, tailored fit that flatters without being restrictive.
• Unisex sizing: Fits true to size for men; women may prefer sizing down for a more fitted look.
• Estimated Delivery: 5–10 business days (U.S.)
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Size Guide

Unisex sizing: Fits true to size for men; women may prefer sizing down for a more fitted look

Wash & Care

• Easy care: Machine wash cold, hang dry, or tumble dry on low

• Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistent fit, even after washing

Reviews

🟤 Lynn N.

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The Perfect Tee for My Husband!
I got this for my husband, who absolutely hates small talk, but mention dogs and he’ll talk for hours lol. This shirt is perfect for him. It’s super soft, fits great, and the saying on it is exactly his style. He’s already had a few strangers start conversations with him just because of it!

 

🟠 T.R.

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Good fit
I was pleasantly surprised by how well this t-shirt fits. It’s true to size and feels great on the skin. I also love how simple the design is. I'm not big into over-the-top, flashy graphic t-shirts. The pre-shrunk feature gave me the confidence to order my regular size. I’ll definitely be ordering more.

 

🔵 Mike L.

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Perfect Everyday Shirt
I’ve bought a lot of dog-themed shirts before, but this one stands out. The quality is fantastic, and it has a nice, relaxed fit without being too baggy. I love that is just a little longer than my other shirts and breathable it is. The minimal design is a huge plus—it’s subtle but still shows off my love for dogs!

 

🟣 K.K.W

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Comfy & Hilarious!
This t-shirt is everything I wanted. It's soft, fit good, and the saying on it cracks me up. I’ve already gotten a bunch of compliments. I like that you have to really read the shirt to get that its a dog lover shirt. Subtle & cute.

 

🟢 Rick D.

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Great Quality & Clever Design
I’m really picky about t-shirts, but this one exceeded my expectations.

Returns & Exchanges

All items being returned/refunded must meet the following conditions or they may be subject to denial and will be shipped back. 

-Our policy lasts 30 days after fulfillment, if over 30 days have gone by since you received your item(s), unfortunately we cannot offer you a return/exchange. 

-Items must be unwashed, undried, not wrinkled and not worn. 

-We offer free exchanges on domestic orders

-For refunds the shipping cost will apply

-Once we receive your return and check the product, a refund will be disbursed to your original payment method within 7 business days.

Why Choose Us

At Silly Hound Apparel, we’re a family-owned brand passionate about dogs and premium quality. Our tees are 100% cotton, printed in the USA, and designed for dog lovers who appreciate soft, stylish, and witty apparel. We keep it simple yet on-trend—high-quality casual wear that effortlessly celebrates your love for dogs.