Silly Hound Apparel
No Small Talk Tee
No Small Talk Tee
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Soft, lightweight, and made for those who start and end every conversation with dogs & paws. Our premium tee go beyond the typical t-shirt—ideal for dog lovers who appreciate high-quality comfort apparel.
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, offering an incredibly soft and breathable feel.
• Features a modern, tailored fit that flatters without being restrictive.
• Unisex sizing: Fits true to size for men; women may prefer sizing down for a more fitted look.
• Estimated Delivery: 5–10 business days (U.S.)
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Size Guide
Unisex sizing: Fits true to size for men; women may prefer sizing down for a more fitted look
Wash & Care
• Easy care: Machine wash cold, hang dry, or tumble dry on low
• Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistent fit, even after washing
Reviews
🟤 Lynn N.
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The Perfect Tee for My Husband!
I got this for my husband, who absolutely hates small talk, but mention dogs and he’ll talk for hours lol. This shirt is perfect for him. It’s super soft, fits great, and the saying on it is exactly his style. He’s already had a few strangers start conversations with him just because of it!
🟠 T.R.
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Good fit
I was pleasantly surprised by how well this t-shirt fits. It’s true to size and feels great on the skin. I also love how simple the design is. I'm not big into over-the-top, flashy graphic t-shirts. The pre-shrunk feature gave me the confidence to order my regular size. I’ll definitely be ordering more.
🔵 Mike L.
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Perfect Everyday Shirt
I’ve bought a lot of dog-themed shirts before, but this one stands out. The quality is fantastic, and it has a nice, relaxed fit without being too baggy. I love that is just a little longer than my other shirts and breathable it is. The minimal design is a huge plus—it’s subtle but still shows off my love for dogs!
🟣 K.K.W
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Comfy & Hilarious!
This t-shirt is everything I wanted. It's soft, fit good, and the saying on it cracks me up. I’ve already gotten a bunch of compliments. I like that you have to really read the shirt to get that its a dog lover shirt. Subtle & cute.
🟢 Rick D.
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Great Quality & Clever Design
I’m really picky about t-shirts, but this one exceeded my expectations.
Returns & Exchanges
All items being returned/refunded must meet the following conditions or they may be subject to denial and will be shipped back.
-Our policy lasts 30 days after fulfillment, if over 30 days have gone by since you received your item(s), unfortunately we cannot offer you a return/exchange.
-Items must be unwashed, undried, not wrinkled and not worn.
-We offer free exchanges on domestic orders
-For refunds the shipping cost will apply
-Once we receive your return and check the product, a refund will be disbursed to your original payment method within 7 business days.
Why Choose Us
At Silly Hound Apparel, we’re a family-owned brand passionate about dogs and premium quality. Our tees are 100% cotton, printed in the USA, and designed for dog lovers who appreciate soft, stylish, and witty apparel. We keep it simple yet on-trend—high-quality casual wear that effortlessly celebrates your love for dogs.